Over the years as a massage therapist I have heard and experienced people in a way most professional wouldn't understand. If your in the service industry you can probably relate. It is hilarious how you get to know your clients over the years. Once people are comfortable with you they will share many things with you as they continue to receive services from your business. I mention often that people share with us like we are bar tenders. I love what I do. I love the experiences. I would never change the career. As time has gone on I have experienced multiple personalities and in some cases I have learned that some personalities experience massage differently than other.
No one really has ever spoke of the unspoken etiquette of scheduling and receiving a massage. Well, I will share with you the mind of a massage therapist. I am here to tell you that if you have said it someone has beat you to it.
When you schedule your massage please check the website to see if they offer online scheduling, check office hours, don't expect the massage therapist to answer the phone during late hours to schedule your appointment, please do not expect to have a return call if you didn't leave a message.
I miss calls because I am in a massage session pretty often. So, I miss calls unfortunately and people usually become angry with me because I do not answer the phone. However, they do not leave a message. Please be patient with your therapist.
Many people schedule massages for the first time and as the therapist we don't expect you to know about the proper things that are necessary leading up to the actual massage. One of the things that you should consider is that as Massage therapist we have to consider.
Women
There is one thing When you show up for massage you do not have to announce that you do or do not have underwear on. We will advise you as needed based on the massage you scheduled.
Men
You don't have to announce whether you worked all day and you wore your work boots, or you just garlic etc.
Some of things as a massage therapist our clients find the need to ask or discuss with us that aren't necessary but we hear often and find humors.
Do you hands hurt?
Sorry I didn't shave my legs
Do you massage dogs?
Sorry I've worked all day
Sorry I don't wear underwear
Do you cook with this oil?
Did you go to school for this?
Sorry I am late, I have got to go the bathroom. I still get full time still, right?
Do you feel the tightness/knots?
Am I the worst you have ever worked on?
Sorry I didn't shave
Your Husband is so lucky he has you there whenever he wants a massage
When you schedule a Swedish massage and you tell the massage therapist we can go deeper
No oil in my hair please
calling us a masseuse ( we are massage therapist)
When we give instructions as you enter the room and you don't follow the instructions.
Can you actually feel the pain?
If I win the lottery your moving in with me and my wife
Its sad you will not experience your massage
Asked if I know how strong I am
There is the people who are so comfortable with us that modesty has completely gone out the door.
Please do not undress while the therapist is still in the room. Lord please leave something to the imagination. We know your comfortable however it is inappropriate to undress in front of us.
There are so many people that come to receive massage with inappropriate intentions that we have to protect ourselves as well as you. I recently found out about a massage called NURU massage it is a Japanese erotic massage that a potential client thought was ok to request. Clearly he didn't visit my website first. Again, going back to check the website first. You will learn if the person you would like to schedule with is the therapist for you based on the information provided.
Okay!!!
Enough about my rant.
Massage therapist is a great part of a wellness regiment. When did you have your last massage?
Tunisia Macklin, LMT, Women's Health and Wellness Herbalist, Doula & Placenta encapsulation
Studio of Massage and Healing LLC.
botaniclemassage@gmail.com
(630)635-2189